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stewey 10:10 Thu Dec 26
What scent did you get

On a lighter note what aftershave did you get off santa ,or what smelly did you which you got,I got a lovely Tom ford.

arsene york-hunt 3:49 Sat Dec 28
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I've got loads of men's scent/aftershave from Christmas gifts accumulated over years They are in a cupboard and only used some once when I was removing a barbed hook from a friend's ankle. I used it to sterilise the area.

gph 2:38 Sat Dec 28
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I smell of freshly scrubbed-up man*.

*Alright, freshly scrubbed-up old man

Alfie 2:06 Sat Dec 28
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White pony -' this alfie' ? How dare you sir. I demand you take that back.

You fucking gigantic weapon.

The north koreans could have gassed everyone in the south china seas as well as Vietnam with your level of unlawful weaponage.

You are like the giant ocean going unlawful penis and testes of a fucking Narwhale.

White Pony 1:55 Sat Dec 28
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What a fucking try hard this Alfie is.

As for the OP, nowt. Never worn a scent in my life as I just don't get why anyone would.

Eerie Descent 1:33 Sat Dec 28
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I'd rather be devoid of character than be as desperate as you are to be funny.

You're about as funny as mass genocide. Someone had to tell you.

Alfie 1:13 Sat Dec 28
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'Eerie Descente'

The least noticed / responded to fragrance it is poussible to buy.

A fragrance devoid of character - wiz nothing to zay.

Uneard. Unzeen.

Because he is not worth it

zebthecat 12:53 Sat Dec 28
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Jo Malone Pomegranite Noir, lovely.

Alfie 12:20 Sat Dec 28
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I was the lucky recipient of a vial of 'Pissoir' - the new edgy musky scent by Old Brut Berge.

Redolent of the spicy hum of an unclean piss trough - marinaded in bovrilly yeast. It has notes of a tramps sleeves.

Because I was once worth it.
I'm not going to be the man they want me to be. Mainly because I have pissed myself right through to my cordouroys.
I reject convention.
I smell of broth.

ray winstone 9:59 Fri Dec 27
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Mont Blanc Explorer, Aventus clone apparently. Smells nice.

tr3bor 9:32 Fri Dec 27
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I got a bottle of Spice Bomb Intense.

Went to work today, got plenty of compliments from the bitches at work

Nurse Ratched 8:55 Fri Dec 27
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Arf! @ JLAP

goose 8:47 Fri Dec 27
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Acqua Di Parma ‘Sandolo’ for me.

It’s very nice as smells go.

Enoch Nutter 8:42 Fri Dec 27
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No scent, no socks and no skids!

WTF??

Christmas aint wot it used to be.

Queens Fish Bar 1:31 Fri Dec 27
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Skunk 1oz

MaryMillingtonsGhost 12:37 Fri Dec 27
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The missus couldn't find any 'Gay cunt, fuck off' so I ended up with Acqua Di Parma Colonia Essenza instead.

JLAP 12:26 Fri Dec 27
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Sex Panther by Odeon, It’s illegal in nine countries. Made with bits of real panther

It works 60% of the time...Everytime.

Chip Shop Charlie 12:19 Fri Dec 27
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V&L Esencia Black shower gel and cologne combo.
Probably cheap but smells ok

munkyfunk 11:57 Fri Dec 27
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Tom ford tuscan leather to go with my other tom ford private blend collection.

Manuel 4:04 Fri Dec 27
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Gay cunt, fuck off.

Godwinson 1:46 Fri Dec 27
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A scent called Let’s Be Honest. It’s fantastic. I joked to my wife that it should be called Fanny Magnet. She laughed at least.

eusebiovic 12:01 Fri Dec 27
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Molton Brown - Russian Leather

It was a bath and shower gel...I don't do perfumes

Very Nice

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